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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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