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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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