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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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