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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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