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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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