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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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