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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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