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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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