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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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