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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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