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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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