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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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