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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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