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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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