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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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