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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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