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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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