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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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