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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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