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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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