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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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