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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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