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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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