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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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