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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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