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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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