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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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