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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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