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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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