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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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