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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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