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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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