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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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