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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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