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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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