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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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