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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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