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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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