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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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