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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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