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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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