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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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