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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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