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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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