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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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