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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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