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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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