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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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