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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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