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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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