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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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