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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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