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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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