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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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