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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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