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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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