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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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