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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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