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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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