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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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