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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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