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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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