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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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