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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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