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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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