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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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