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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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