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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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