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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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