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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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