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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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