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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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