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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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