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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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