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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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