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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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