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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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