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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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