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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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