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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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