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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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