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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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