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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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