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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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