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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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