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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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