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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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