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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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