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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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