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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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