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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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