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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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