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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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