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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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