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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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