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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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