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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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