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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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