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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

1900

How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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