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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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