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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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