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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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