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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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