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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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