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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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