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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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