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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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