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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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