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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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