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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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