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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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