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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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