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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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