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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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