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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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