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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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