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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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