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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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