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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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