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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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