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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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