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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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