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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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