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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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