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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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