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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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