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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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