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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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