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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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