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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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