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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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