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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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