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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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