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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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