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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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