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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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