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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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