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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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