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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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