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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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