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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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