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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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