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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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