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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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