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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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