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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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