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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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