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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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