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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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