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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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