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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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