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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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