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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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