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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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