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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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