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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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