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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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