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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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