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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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