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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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