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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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