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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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