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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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