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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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