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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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