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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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