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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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