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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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