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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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