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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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