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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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