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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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