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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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