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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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