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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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