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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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