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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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