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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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