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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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