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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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