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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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