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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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