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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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