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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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