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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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