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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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