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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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